I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
At least i'm alive.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
When Justin Biebers dick is more famous than you, you know your life is sad.
Tickets to Justin's concerts are like lifeboats on the Titanic. There aren't enough for everyone, and beliebers who don't get one will die.
Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
